Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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