Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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