Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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