I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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