there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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