I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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