I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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