i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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