im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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