why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I could make wine with my vomit
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
