I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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