how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
worst night to have a conscience
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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