oh god the rape fog is back!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
