is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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