He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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