Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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