I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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