from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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