Quick, to the slutcave!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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