I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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