HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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