East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i will never coherently bang her
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
50% drunk capacity currently
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
