I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
