I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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