D3 body, D1 cock
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
