HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Randomize
