no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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