We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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