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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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