My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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