i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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