Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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