Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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