is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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