You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Can you bring me the toilet please
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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