This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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