Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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