Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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