Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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