yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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