He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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