Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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