...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
