The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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