Will you blow on my dice?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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