After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Two words: nipple clamps
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