i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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