I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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