Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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