I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
So squirting runs in the family.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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