We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Randomize
