let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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