hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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