i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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