so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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