Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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