how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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